DYSFUNKTIONAL Funk Band from New Westminster, BC

When you look at a dictionary definition of dysfunctional, it's just a boring old word. But us. No dictionary can handle us. We're not dysfunctional, we're dysFUNKtional. If oxford even tried to put DysFunktional into a dictionary, he would just explode. Our funk cannot be contained. It is a substance, pure and beautiful. It is a new chemical element, of which we are the masters of. Chemical reactions consist entirely of extreme happiness. You may want to put on safety goggles. - Jaden Chong Just as impossible as it is for light to escape the immense gravitational pull of a black hole, it is equally impossible to deny oneself from yearning to listen to the absolute but ever-changing, sharp but soft, intense but subtle tumultuous explosion of sound waves radiating from the instruments and voice boxes of those in the very functional band dysfunktional for it is not simply a word "dysfunktional", nor is it a concept. T'is a way of life, a religion if you will. They said that trinity was big? Bah. Hiroshima? Nagasaki? Bah. They called the largest man made atomic explosion the "tsar", the king bomb. Bah. The big bang? Bah humbug. We are Dysfunktional. We are gods. We are the meaning of life. We could walk before our parents were born. We knew how to play music before pangea broke up. We televised the revolution. Jesus turned water to wine, we turn water to butterflies and and rainbows. Were MC^2. Were Velocesaurusraptoreagles. We are legend. We are Dysfunktional. - Aidan Wright (Bari Sax)