Comedian from Atlanta, GA - Will travel up to 405 miles
MEMBER SINCE 2018
ACCEPTS ONLINE PAYMENTS
$200 - $1500
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Three close friends once said of me:
Ron Greene should see a psychiatrist.
Ron Greene? I never know when he's serious or not.
Ron Greene is full of foolishness, but if you listen, you'll find he is a very wse man.
As the old Meatloaf rock and roll song says, "Two out of three ain't bad."
I do not tell many jokes. I'm old: I can't remember anything for very long. Rather, I tell funny stories.
All are true, except for a few.
I've been married for 40 years. I know a thing or two about seeing the funny side of life. Not just Baby Boomers, but everyone will find my stories funny.
Look over a few of the titles or descriptions of the stories I tell:
1. The $10,000 Story = My wife FORBIDS, she SERIOUSLY forbids me telling this story within our county. She'll withhold FOOD (all that's important to me now) from me if I tell it. Our conversation went like this: "But Kay, it's not so bad." "Ron, I would never be able to show my face in public again!" "Kay, we're not that well known in Cartersville." "Ron, I mean at PUBLIX!" "Kay, shop at Kroger."
2. "Grandpa's Ghosts in Walmart Men's Room"
3. "The Nudist's Funeral" He was a military veteran; that was a very memorable 21 gun salute.
4. "Of course I trust you Ron; I also believe in 'Trust, But Verify."
5. "Ron, what was Howie thinking?"
6. "The Alto without any Secrets."
7. "Ron Greene, The Faith healer."
8. "My Psychiatrist is Also my Urologist. What a bargain!"
9. "The Electric Bathtub"
10. "Brother Luther! Drop that snake or I'll drop you!"
I never run out of stories, they're happening all around me, everyday!
Many are Baby Boomer relevant, some are "married couple" relevant; all are funny.
It is very easy to come about these stories; I just observe life.
Once you have allowed me to quote a price, call me and I'll make you laugh in 30 seconds.
Birthday Party (Adult)
June 10, 2018 $225 for 1 hr
August 04, 2018 $250 for 1 hr
August 26, 2018 $150 for 0.5 hrs
June 22, 2018 $200 for 0.75 hrs
May 18, 2018 $100 for 0.5 hrs
July 14, 2018 $150 for 30 minutes
GIGMASTERS VERIFIED BOOKING
60th Wedding Anniversary
7:00 PM - 7:45 PM
Entertainer Corporate Event
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
60th Birthday Party
6:30 PM - 8:00 PM
11:30 AM - 12:00 AM
Stand Up Comedian
Birthday Parties (Adult)
High School Reunions
Valentine's Day Parties
New Year's Eve Parties
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will also travel to East Point, Lawrenceville, Lilburn, Mansfield, Norcross, Thomasville, Decatur, Hampton, Mc Donough, Howard, Red Oak, Morrow, Stone Mountain, Tucker, Redan, Stockbridge, Clarkdale, Jonesboro, Rex, Locust Grove, Marietta, Ellenwood, Inman, Riverdale, Fayetteville, Forest Park, Griffin, Lovejoy, Conley, Jenkinsburg.