ClumZy the Clown

Clown from West Milford, NJ - Will travel up to 50 miles
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MEMBER SINCE 2018
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BOOKED 19 days ago

$150 - $350 per event
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About
NO BORING LINES
In a traditional birthday party, clowns entertain children by twisting balloon animals, doing face-painting and performing magic. It's a great package which every clown offers. But why must kids wait in line 30 minutes for their balloon animal? Stand 30 minutes for face-painting? Sit for a 30 minute magic show? No child wants to spend their time standing and sitting - they want to play!! And at my birthday parties...play they do! I have traveled to the far reaches of the Amazon universe to discover and seize the most amazingly awesomest coolest toys in the cosmos! ...and I have slain the dragon of waiting...

CLUMZY's MAGIC TOY CHEST
Here's what makes my parties sensational: ClumZy's Magic Toy Chest! The children will be happy and thoroughly entertained as they play with my toys and games. I've purchased the highest rated toys on the web; toys seldom found in department stores. Kids can enjoy playing with googly balls, puffer yo-yo's, rocket balloons, stunt planes, popper guns, comet balls, Loupin' Louie, Flickin' Chicken, Monster Frisbees, Fire Tek rockets, “snow ball” fights and more. I also carry traditional toys like Nerf guns, giant beach balls, stomp rockets, water guns, laser tag, parachute play and even peddle go karts! I have activities suited for toddlers, young kids, teenagers and even adults. (Contact me for a full list)

HOW I PARTY
When I ride into a child's party, floundering on a unicycle, children erupt with excitement! (Even parents look up and take notice.) After some goofy play, I have every child pick a number for balloon animals and face-painting. (The birthday child is always first!) Instead of standing in lines, children will have fun discovering and playing with my unique toys. When their number is called, they'll be able to easily choose a balloon animal or face painting design, as they're all printed on placards. I make the balloon animals more fun by letting kids personalize them with stickers and markers. I paint free style and with stencils, using professional hypoallergenic paints. I'll include all the children in a comical, interactive magic show. (I'll even call on some adults!) Most importantly, I'll give special attention to your child!

AND FINALLY...CLOSING ARGUMENTS OF WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE ME AND NOT SOME OTHER CLOWN
I have 15 years of professional clowning experience and have mastered face painting, balloon animals, performing magic, leading games and making kids laugh. I'm a natural comic who revels in spontaneous jokes and ad lib humor. Your child and their friends will be happy and thoroughly entertained. With ClumZy as your clown, you can take a vacation from the children and enjoy being with your adult friends and family. I guarantee a Great Clown, at a Great Price and a Great Time!!
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He kept the children entertained the entire time.

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I hired him for 3 hours and the Kids loved him. He brought his own toys for the kids and they had a blast. Non stop fun. Toys , face paint , Balloons, cotton candy and the jokes. I would hire him again in a heartbeat, so amazing !!!!!

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We hired clumsy the clown for kids entertainment at our party. He is very funny and courteous and he kept the kids engaged all the time. He managed his time well for balloon twist, face paint with a magic show all together for a large group of kids. The kids jumped up with joy when he started making cotton candies for all the kids. Not just kids his magic show was enjoyed by all adults at the party too. I would hire Clumsy the clown for any of my future parties and would recommend him to anyone looking for a good entertainer for their kids next party! Very satisfied with his services, highly recommend.

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ClumZy the Clown did a tremendous job. He was professional, courteous and very personable.

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Amazing from the minute he walked through the door interacting with the kids entertaining the kids and had the kids smiling at all times great personality would highly recommend to family and friends.for any of my other events have plans to retain again.

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ClumZy the Clown’s Response:

Melissa, Thank you again for hiring me for your son's birthday...as well as for such a great review. If you ever meet someone who wants to hire a birthday clown...please remember me!

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Clumzy was such a character! Sweet, funny and such a clown! He brought life to our party and we are very happy we made the decision to hire him! Highly recommended. Thank you Frank!

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We were super happy we decided to book clumzy for our daughter’s first birthday. He just showed up and did his thing and the kids were captivated. I’ve been to parties where people have had more elaborate face painting / balloon animals but the simpler/less time consuming painting and balloons made it so none of the kids got bored and everyone got something quickly. And the magic show was wonderful- all of the kids were crowded around and I looked around and noticed most of the adults were relaxing with a beer. Exactly what any host would ask for! Highly recommend.

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ClumZy the Clown’s Response:

Thank you thank you thank you! I so agree, that a variety show of simple things, is better than doing just one activity. That's actually in my write-up! Enjoy each moment, and take many photos and videos. My son is now 7. He is my world...but I miss those days when he was just 2 and 3!

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2019
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2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
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6:30 PM - 8:30 PM
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4:00 PM - 8:00 PM
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12:30 PM - 2:00 PM
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Brooklyn, NY
3:30 PM - 6:00 PM
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15
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Vernon, NJ
12:30 PM - 2:00 PM
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Jun
1
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Bushkill, PA
3:00 PM - 4:30 PM
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May
11
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Ridgefield Park, NJ
3:30 PM - 5:30 PM
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May
11
Birthday Party (Kids)
Whitestone, NY
3:00 PM - 6:00 PM
2019
May
5
Birthday Party (Kids)
Brooklyn, NY
1:30 PM - 3:00 PM
2019
May
4
Birthday Party (Kids)
Brooklyn, NY
4:30 PM - 6:00 PM
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May
2
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Woodland Park, NJ
12:00 PM - 1:30 PM
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