Polka Police

Cover Band from Omaha, NE - Will travel up to 500 miles

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If you seek truly unique entertainment for your next event, check out the Polka Police. Carrying on in the tradition of great musical performers such as Lawrence Welk and AC/ DC, the Polka Police perform an eclectic mix of humorous, high-energy, polka-themed rock and roll. Mixing whatever they can get their ears on to make a fun dance party out of any event. Brothers, Sgt. Squeezebox and Lt. Lederhosen, make up the band. Sgt. Squeezebox leads the party with his blistering accordion playing, smooth lead vocals and crazy stage antics. Lt. Lederhosen keeps the party rocking with his deep groove making on the suitcase drum set. This three-time Omaha Entertainment and Arts Awards nominee in 'Best Ethnic' category is considered by some to be one of the top three accordion and suitcase drums polka-themed rock duos in the greater Omaha area. They have polked, rocked and shocked every audience including Oktoberfests, second weddings, punk rockers, hard rockers, soft rockers, rocking chairs and funerals. Recently, they have even learned to play a polka. Whether a house party or a stadium-sized rock festival, the Polka Police thrills any sized audience. The Polka Police are neither police nor a polka band but we can help make your next event fun, memorable and entertaining.

The Burmeister brothers, Jamie and Jason, grew up on a pig farm on the banks of the Nishnabotna River in southwest Iowa. The boys grew up in the 80's wearing short-shorts, growing mullets and rocking to hair bands. However, accordion lessons and reruns of the Lawrence Welk Show skewed their ears and judgment. In fact, so much accordion pumping deformed their hands to the point that they cannot physically pick up guitars, bass drums and other tools of normal rockers. Sadly, the boys are doomed to the ridicule of squeezing accordions and beating on suitcases. To make matters worse, an extremely rare double-headed synchronized swimming injury erased all musical taste and created extremely short attention spans. They will literally rock anything … for a while. They go from AC/DC to a classic polka into Led Zeppelin to the Chicken Dance then into some top 40 thing - nothing is off limits. The accident also resulted in their alternate personalities - Sargent Squeezebox and Lieutenant Lederhosen. As part of their therapy they have been instructed to perform as the Polka Police at parties, festivals and other places of merriment. We all hope they get well soon.

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We wAnted something different and entertaining and yet able to dance! We all had a great time they wore us out song to song! Loved them great guys ! Would love to have Hain!

(more) Review by Deb P. from Omaha, NE on 2/14/2016

Polka Police’s Response:

Deb, Thanks for hiring the Polka Police! It was our honor to perform for you and your dancing friends. Polka out! Sgt. Squeezebox & Lt. Leserhosen The Polka Police

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everyone had a blast!

(more) Review by Lisa H. from Lincoln, NE on 8/1/2014

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2016

Feb
14

Valentine's Day Party

Omaha, NE
6:00 PM - 9:00 PM

2015

Sep
26

Oktoberfest at the Barefoot Bar

Okoboji, IA
5:00 PM - 9:00 PM

2015

Aug
2

Barefoot Bar

Okoboji, IA
2:00 PM - 6:00 PM

2015

Jul
18

Barefoot Bar

Okoboji, IA
2:30 PM - 6:30 PM

2015

Jan
24

Okoboji Winter Games at Boat Works Fish Shack

Okoboji, IA
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM

2014

Oct
31

Breakaway / Kickers

Council Bluffs, IA
9:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Back In Black

AC/DC

You Shook Me All Night Long

AC/DC

Highway to Hell

AC/DC

One Way Out

Allman Brothers

Love Shack

B-52's

Fight For Your Right

Beastie Boys

Where It's At

Beck

Save A Horse

Big & Rich

Dancing With Myself

Billy Idol

I Gotta Feelin'

Black Eyed Peas

Cover Band

70s Band

80s Band

90s Band

Dance Band

Polka Band

Pop Band

Rock Band

Top 40 Band

Zydeco Band

Variety Band

Southern Rock Band

Wedding Band

Proms

Weddings

Baby Showers

Bar Mitzvahs

Celebrations

Funerals

Happy Hours

Picnic

Bachelorette Parties

Concerts

Bat Mitzvahs

Bridal Showers

Events

Bachelor Parties

Banquets

Christenings

Conventions

Festivals

Fundraisers

Halloween Parties

Meetings

Birthday Parties (Kids)

Birthday Parties (Adult)

First Communions

Luau Parties

Wedding Ceremonies

Wedding Receptions

Engagement Parties

Family Reunions

Rehearsal Dinners

Please note Polka Police will also travel to Carter Lake, Bellevue, Council Bluffs, Boys Town, Papillion, St Columbans, Crescent, Bennington, Richfield, Fort Calhoun, Elkhorn, Honey Creek, Mc Clelland, Mineola, Springfield, Washington, Cedar Creek, Gretna, Underwood, Kennard, Plattsmouth, Waterloo, Pacific Junction, Treynor, Glenwood, South Bend, Valley, Neola, Silver City, Blair.

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