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Jeff Havens With Uncrapify Your Life! Award Winner

Comedian from Barrington, IL - Will travel up to 10 miles
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World-rewowned super-guru Jeff Havens delivers an award-winning laugh-out-loud hour guaranteed to leave your audience feeling better than they have in years.

With the invention of the award-winning Uncrapify Your Life! series of keynote speeches, Jeff Havens has turned the entire professional speaking world on its head. By encouraging his audiences to do the opposite of everything he recommends, Jeff offers a motivational address utterly unlike anything corporate America has ever seen, one that is guaranteed to leave the members of your group refreshed, surprised, and begging for more.

A Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Vanderbilt University, Jeff began his career as a high school English teacher before following his father Rex Havens into the world of stand-up comedy, where he worked with some of the brightest lights in American comedy and honed the art of engaging audiences through laughter. But his impulse to teach never faded, and soon he began looking for an avenue to combine both of his passions into a single, cohesive presentation.

The result is Uncrapify Your Life!, and in the three years since its introduction Jeff has brought his unique, side-splitting, message-based keynote addresses to General Electric, McDonald's, Ford Motor Company, USBank, Frito-Lay, and over a hundred other corporations in the U.S. and Canada. Original, informative, hilarious and powerful, Jeff's speeches have transformed the way businesspeople approach the idea of personal and professional growth. In the words of one conference attendee, "I laughed until I had tears in my eyes – and walked away feeling better about work than I have in years. The reverse psychology is a great way to get the point across, and he does a wonderful job of it."

The Uncrapify Your Life! motivational speech is easily the most unique motivational offering in America today, a hilarious hour of advice on exactly what not to do. The two pillars of the Uncrapify Your Life! program are:

1) Become a better communicator by learning how to more effectively criticize others.
2) Become a more responsible member of your corporate team by learning how to outsource blame.

The Uncrapify Your Life! speech is the perfect balance of humor coupled with a relevant, useful message from which every manager, employee, and corporate team can benefit. Jeff has performed for holiday parties, team-building outings, keynote speeches, best-practices seminars, government functions, and more, for audiences ranging in number from the dozens to the thousands. The recipient of Gigmasters' 2007 Rising Star Award - their highest honor for comedian - Jeff guarantees a fully customized show that your audience will be talking about for months afterwards.


Curious to know what other clients have said about the Uncrapify Your Life! program?

"Your presentation, 'Uncrapify Your Life!,' was hilarious, witty, and a lot of fun. Couldn't believe you could keep up the pace for more than an hour, and all of it was fresh and upbeat. The PowerPoint accompaniment was icing on the cake. Thanks to you, everyone had a great time and we were buzzing about it for days afterward. We'll certainly have to have you come back for a return engagement."
- John Riha, Editorial Director, Meredith Corporation

"Jeff's 'Uncrapify Your Life!' program had our group in stitches. He used some AV to support his comedy, but did so in such a refined way. In our event surveys, Jeff was the highest rated speaker on our program. I will surely use him again."
- Dale Yohnke, Executive Director, North Central Electric Assocation



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2007 - Top Comedian

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It was such a pleasure having Jeff as our entertainment for our Past President's night. He is truly a professional and handled our group very well. I am looking forward to having him again in the near future for another one of our functions.

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Jeff went above and beyond our expectations. He was the PERFECT start to our conference. Thanks Jeff! Great job! Jefferson City Marriage Encounter, affiliate National Marriage Encounter

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