Todd Justice - Clean Comedy Entertainment

Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX - Will travel up to 3000 miles
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Todd Justice is a veteran comedian who specializes in bringing Texas-sized laughs to corporate events, conventions, casinos, country clubs, banquets and beyond. Problems are funny, and trust us ... Todd delivers. YOU will be the HERO of your next event! For almost two decades, Comedy Justice has been served up on a golden plate of mock sarcasm and agony. A true master in the art of hilarious self-deprecation, Todd takes any misery of life and makes it unbearably funny with one-liners flying and true incredible stories you wouldn't believe. After two years in the Air Force, then selling appliances and not quite succeeding as a musician ... he stumbled upon comedy. By that time, he had plenty of material! In January of 2004, he released his debut comedy CD, appropriately titled "AND JUSTICE FOR Y'ALL", which has garnered rave reviews and national airplay on XM, Sirius, AllComedy and Comedy101 radio. Eventually, he was also able to bring his own brand of laughter to the US troops across Europe, Asia, and all over the Middle East including Iraq. Justice has appeared on TV's "Family Feud", Ed McMahon's NextBigStar, and as a Catholic softball catcher on the comedy release "Boys of Summerville", his first major role. His left ear has even appeared as an extra on the short-lived series "LAX" with Blair Underwood and Heather Locklear.

A Few Of The Companies Todd Has Entertained:
United Way, CVS Pharmacies, Outlet Warehouse Liquidators, General Shelters Corporation, Creme de la Creme Preschool, Warp Computer Consulting, A Touch of Color, Slovacek Sausage, NAPA Auto Parts, Agile Alliance, Champions Cove Retirement Center, Papa John's, Garden City Co-Op, Checkpoint Software ...

Locations Around The World Performed In:
Atlanta, Austin, Dallas/Fort Worth, Cleveland, Vancouver, Baghdad, St. Louis, Austin, Germany, Japan (Tokyo), Bahrain, Amsterdam, London, S. Korea, Guam, Edmonton, Kuwait City, Calgary, Belgium, and many, many more!


"LAWS OF LIFE" - Clean Comedy Show Perfect For The Holidays!

"I'm not in a mid-life crisis ... this is a war!" Todd Justice

The truth is ALWAYS funnier than fiction. Take a break from the holiday stress! With his 100% clean, extremely relatable and hilarious comedy show, "LAWS OF LIFE", Todd hammers the funny home. From soul-baring self-deprecation, to unbelievable stories and observational truths about family, weird laws, dating, Texas, health, holidays, and even defensive driving ... your group will be laughing uncontrollably and possibly even high-fiving through all-too-recognizable shared experiences of growing up and getting older.

"Todd is a wonderful, gifted performer. You can't go wrong booking him at your events. He can perform corporate "clean," but still leave the audience in stitches. Todd is easy to work with and a consummate professional. On time, well dressed and is great with an audience or one on one."
Melinda Corder - CMP, President/Owner at Encore Productions


"PEOPLE ARE NUTS!" - Hilarious Motivational Keynote

They say that laughter is the best medicine. They're wrong. It's Prozac! However, Todd Justice has some alternative medicine that works wonders. We're talking about laughter, and anyone who has tried it will tell you it is extremely therapeutic!
When your car won't start, your neighbor discovers her awesome singing voice (and you must have terrible taste), and you accidentally cc your boss in that personal email about the real reason you didn't come to work yesterday, you probably don't feel like laughing. But you should! The trick to solving problems is to exploit the fact that they almost always involve change. That's the key! Did you know that nothing ruins a Friday quicker than realizing that today is Wednesday? Why is that funny? Laughter comes from the surprise of changes in our lives. This is the secret sauce slathered on the best comedic works. Change might be stressful, but it's also hilarious. Todd Justice can show your group how to bring out the humor in those changes, arming your employees with the ability to adapt, change, and grow to support their goals and a thriving organization. Oh, and of course, it gives everyone more reasons to laugh!












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Gold Member
Responds quickly to client requests
A GigMasters member for 5+ years

Christmas Party

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I booked Todd to perform for our annual company Christmas party. He did an excellent job of gearing his material to fit our everyday policys and make them all seem funny! His performance was in front of people who have been with the company for many years, and I have received numerous compliments about his routine. I would not hesitate to book him for other events within our organization!

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Christmas Party

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Todd was great! He was a pleasure to work with and his humor was appropriate for the audience.

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PAST EVENTS
FUTURE EVENTS
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2018
Apr
3
Club Event
Granbury, TX
11:00 AM - 11:30 AM
2017
Apr
13
Corp -
New London, TX
7:00 PM - 7:45 PM
2017
Feb
24
Vaska Theater
Lawton, OK
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM
2017
Feb
11
Shady Grove Baptist Church
Weatherford, TX
7:00 PM - 7:45 PM
2017
Jan
21
Highlands Christian Church
Dallas, TX
11:00 AM - 11:30 AM
2013
Nov
21
The Venetian
Carrollton, TX
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
2013
Oct
26
Church
Garland, TX
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
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Concerts
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Conventions
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Fundraisers
Meetings
Christmas Parties
Holiday Parties
Trade Shows
Private Parties
Community Events
Corporate Functions
Casinos
Clubs
Hotels
Restaurants
Awards Nights
Country Clubs
Resorts
Cruise Ships
Nursing Homes
Lessons
Please note Todd Justice - Clean Comedy Entertainment will also travel to Coppell, Irving, Lewisville, Grapevine, Richardson, Carrollton, Farmers Branch, Flower Mound, Addison, Euless, Southlake, Colleyville, Fort Worth, Bedford, Roanoke, The Coloney, Lake Dallas, Hurst, Plano, Arlington, Argyle, Grand Prairie, Denton, Keller, Little Elm, Frisco, Garland, Allen, Haslet, Justin.
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