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David D. Watkins

Comedian from Phoenix, AZ - Will travel up to 10 miles
MEMBER SINCE 2014
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$950 - $975 per hour
I used to be the manager of a shopping mall, but I lost that job under questionable circumstances.  Basically, it was determined that I "wrongfully" fired an employee.  Said employee retaliated by defecating in the mall fountain.  And several other places.  I took full responsibility, though, and am now ready to bounce back.  Especially after I died.  Did I mention that I died?  Well, I did.  But my brother basically saved my life.  He's the only one that's ever looked out for me.  Even my beautiful fiancé Paula left me and took my dog Bammers J with her.  But that was when I was dead, so I guess I can't be too mad.

And now with the help my great comedian friends, especially my best friend Dan, I've become a full fledged comedian.  They're always giving me s-word and swearing at me, but it's all in good fun.  Watching them has taught me how to be funny.  There's nothing better than making large groups of people laugh, I bet.  Here's a sample of one of my jokes:
My father used to work in a factory.  It was a C and C music factory. He would always come home covered in sweat.
(Pause for laughter) (If audience doesn't laugh wave hand above head to signify that the joke has gone over their heads)

Contact me now for a quote. Only serious inquiries, please.

Yours in Christ,
David D. Watkins (Comedian David Watkins)
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Please note David D. Watkins will also travel to Glendale, Tempe, Peoria, Chandler, Sun City, Laveen, Mesa, Scottsdale, Cashion, Paradise Valley, Gilbert, Sun Lakes, Tolleson, Avondale, Higley, Goodyear, Litchfield Park, Youngtown, El Mirage, Fountain Hill, Sun City West, Queen Creek, Sacaton, Surprise, Maricopa, Fort Mcdowell, Apache Junction, Waddell, Carefree, Wickenburg.
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