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The Comedy Machine- An Entertainment Group

Comedian from Miami, FL - Will travel up to 3000 miles
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$300 - $3000 per event
The COMEDY MACHINE is an ENTERTAINMENT GROUP established in 2004. We have A-list talent we can bring to your event. The ADVANTAGE THAT WE HAVE over the REST is that we have a large ROSTER of comedians, magicians, and all sorts of entertainers that we can dial in to fit your needs. OUR TRACK record speaks for itself. MOST of our talent has been on network television or done cable specials. We have entertainers all across the country whom we can call on to bring you the type of FUN ENTERTAINMENT that you are searching for. NO TRAVEL FEES!!!!!

Our calendar bookings are on our website. We are busy, but we have many very talented entertainers we can dial into your event. Our website is:

If you are having any type of celebration, roast, fundraiser, THE COMEDY MACHINE is the place to come to!!!

I will make sure personally to make sure you receive the type of entertainment that you are looking for. WHY? BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!

We let our audiences do the talking:

"PAYING $90 per ticket for another Jeff Dunham or Tosh.O concert will forever seem silly after catching a night of comedy at the Event Center on campus with comedians Andy Kern and MTV's "Disaster Date" star K-Von.
Alisha Cruz
CSU Stanisclaus


"THERE WAS SUCH unbelievable energy level tonight. It was wonderful to see everyone laugh and have such a good time. I had nothing but rave reviews from the 212 people in the audience!"
Ed McKibben
San Mateo Elks Lodge
Exalted Ruler


"THE SHOW WAS FANTASTIC"
Tineil Lewis
University of Texas Dallas

"THE COMEDIANS WERE AWESOME! You guys rocked."
Steven Juarez
CA District Administrator District 19 Little League


"The Comedy Machine provides comedy not only funny, but clean. It's show is equal to most anything you will find on TV, and better than most!"
Charles Roberts, Editor
Highland Community News

"Andy, we greatly appreciate you and your colleagues adhering to our core values, it is a real joy to know there are professional comedians out there who have the true talent it takes to make people laugh without all the vulgarities. Your performances were a huge hit.
Your respect and devotion to our service members show the true honor and pride reflected in our Coast Guard Family. Bravo Zulu!"

R.S Wolfe
Master Chief Petty Officer
US Coast Guard
Petaluma, CA


Andy, Your comedians were on fire tonight! I had nothing but outstanding reviews from the over 200 people in attendance. Our Commanding General really enjoyed meeting and taking photos with all the comedians too.
I can honestly say that the Comedy Machine is the first place I turn to when looking to book our shows."

Kelley Sitkar
Deputy Director Semper Fit Division
Marine Corps Recruit Depot
San Diego, CA

"Thea was amazing!!!! She was on time, great comedy, our students loved her. She performed for an hour and had us all laughing."
Michael Deen
Director of Student Life
Austin College
"Andy, your Comedy Show was terrific! The comedians did a fantastic job of keeping the 20 somethings through 80 somethings laughing constantly."
Chuck Berls
American Legion Campbell, CA


"The Comedy Machine made the extra effort to have the right comedians for our crowd providing a wonderful show. The whole evening was a huge success!"
Juliet Friedman
Temple Beth Shalom

"The Comedy Machine is a CLASS ACT!"
Frank Casey
Sunnyvale Elks Lodge

"It was such a great show and I know EVERYONE who came had a blast!
Thank you again for a wonderful experience and laughter!
Our BIG THANK YOU from all of us for giving us the greatest time!!!"

Lina Lumme, Executive Director
The Youth Center
10909 Oak Street
Los Alamitos, CA


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Responds quickly to client requests

Birthday Party (Adult)

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Recommend

Everyone really enjoyed the Comedy act given by Andy Kern!

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Bachelorette Party

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Accommodating
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Recommend

I used Steve Jameson of ComedyMachine for an event, and he was pretty amazing! He got me the comedienne that was perfect for my audience; he stayed with me until the right person was found and booked, and the event was a HUGE success! He will be my FIRST CALL next time I need to book an entertainer! I give him the maximum number of stars available on every area of his performance! He was just the BEST!

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PAST EVENTS
FUTURE EVENTS
GIGMASTERS VERIFIED BOOKING
2016
Dec
9
Christmas Party
Pauma Valley, CA
1:00 PM - 1:45 PM
2016
Dec
10
Christmas Party
Loxahatchee, FL
8:30 PM - 9:30 PM
2016
Dec
3
Christmas Party
San Pedro, CA
9:00 PM - 10:00 PM
2016
Dec
3
Fundraiser Lakewood,CA
Lakewood, CA
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
2016
Sep
13
Bachelorette Party
San Clemente, CA
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
2016
Jun
19
Birthday Party (Adult)
San Diego, CA
2:00 PM - 2:30 PM
2015
Oct
14
School Assembly
Santa Ana, CA
12:30 PM - 1:30 PM
2012
Jun
2
Birthday Party (Adult)
La Jolla, CA
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM
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Please note The Comedy Machine- An Entertainment Group will also travel to Miami Springs, Hialeah, Coral Gables, Opa Locka, Miami Gardens, Miami Beach, Hollywood, Key Biscayne, Miramar, Pembroke Pines, Hallandale, Fort Lauderdale, Princeton, Homestead, Dania, Leisure City, Florida City, North Lauderdale, Pompano Beach, Coral Springs, Coconut Creek, Lighthouse Point, Parkland, Deerfield Beach, Boca Raton, Key Largo, Delray Beach.
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