Let Jeff Havens with Uncrapify Your Life! AWARD WINNER be your choice for the perfect Comedian at your private party, corporate event, or special occasion. Jeff Havens with Uncrapify Your Life! AWARD WINNER will travel up to 3000 miles from Chicago, Illinois.
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LOCATION:
Chicago,
Illinois
TRAVEL RADIUS:
Will travel up to 3000 miles from Chicago, WI.
SURROUNDING AREA:
Cicero, Berwyn, Oak Park, Forest Park, Hines, Lyons, Riverside, Brookfield, Maywood, River Forest, Summit Argo, Carol Stream, La Grange Park, Bellwood, Bedford Park, Melrose Park, Westchester, Burbank, Bridgeview, Hillside, Hinsdale, Hometown, La Grange, River Grove, Stone Park, Western Springs, Berkeley, Franklin Park, Justice, Norridge.
PRIMARY CATEGORY:
Comedian
ADDITIONAL CATEGORIES:
Motivational Speaker
AVAILABLE FOR:
Anniversaries, Awards Nights, Bachelor Parties, Bachelorette Parties, Banquets, Birthday Parties, Casinos, Celebrations, Children's Birthday Parties, Christmas Parties, Clubs, Coffee Shops, Community Events, Conventions, Corporate Functions, Country Clubs, Cruise Ships, Dinner Dances, Festivals, Fraternity Functions, Fund Raisers, Graduation Parties, Grand Openings, Hotels, Picnic, Private Parties, Proms, Resorts, Restaurants, Reunions, Ski Lodges, Sorority Function, Studio Session, Weddings
PERFORMING SINCE:
2004
PAY RANGE:
$1400-$3000 per event
INFLUENCES:
As a kid I loved Emo Phillips because you never knew where he was going to take you. And I've always liked Eddie Izzard--although I don't wear a dress. (I guess I will if you want me to, but it'll cost extra.)
DESCRIPTION:
World renowned super-guru Jeff Havens delivers a laugh-out-loud hour of pseudo-motivation that will leave you feeling better than you have
in years - guaranteed!
Tired of dull, uninspiring motivational speakers?
Let's make one thing clear: Jeff is not a real motivational speaker. Not by a long shot. He's a professional comedian who has performed at some of the best comedy clubs in America, and his mock motivational seminar Uncrapify Your Life! is a hilarious offering that provides all the wrong advice in a satirical, tongue-in-cheek fashion. It's completely clean (the worst word he uses is 'crap,' unless you ask him to do otherwise), and it's the perfect entertainment for anyone who has had more than their fair share of motivational speakers.
The two pillars of the Uncrapify Your Life! program include:
1) Become a better communicator by learning how to more effectively criticize others.
2) Learn how to handle responsibility by outsourcing blame.
Filled with cheesy acronyms, silly rhyming phrases, audience participation, and all the other elements of a traditional motivational speech, the Uncrapify Your Life! program is a great way
to provide a message to your business or corporation in a fun, interesting, novel fashion.
Curious to know what other clients have said about the Uncrapify Your Life! program?
"Your presentation, 'Uncrapify Your Life!,' was hilarious, witty, and a lot of fun. Couldn’t believe you could keep up the pace for more than an hour, and all of it was fresh and upbeat. The PowerPoint accompaniment was icing on the cake. Thanks to you, everyone had a great time and we were buzzing about it for days afterward. We’ll certainly have to have you come back for a return engagement."
- John Riha, Editorial Director, Meredith Corporation
"Jeff's 'Uncrapify Your Life!' program had our group in stitches. He used some AV to support his comedy, but did so in such a refined way. In our event surveys, Jeff was the highest rated speaker on our program. I will surely use him again."
- Dale Yohnke, Executive Director, North Central Electric Assocation
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Jeff was a pleasure to work with! He entertained our company Christmas party this year and we all enjoyed his performance very much! He is hilarious!!!
Tracie
Nashville, TN
--Tracie A. Nashville, TN 12/16/2006
Jeff was great!
He was able to put on a PG-13 performance so no one was offended and everyone enjoyed his routine. We would certainly use him again for another company function.
--Kathy W. Pewaukee, WI 12/8/2006
Jeff was great! Was flexible and accomodable to the needs of our event, and was very entertaining as well.
--Charis S. Fayettville, AR 5/31/2006
Please note, in addition to Chicago, Jeff Havens with Uncrapify Your Life! AWARD WINNER also serves the surrounding towns of Cicero, Berwyn, Oak Park, Forest Park, Hines, Lyons, Riverside, Brookfield, Maywood, River Forest, Summit Argo, Carol Stream, La Grange Park, Bellwood, Bedford Park, Melrose Park, Westchester, Burbank, Bridgeview, Hillside, Hinsdale, Hometown, La Grange, River Grove, Stone Park, Western Springs, Berkeley, Franklin Park, Justice, Norridge and many other locations in and around the Chicago area.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008