Rex Havens

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Upcoming Appearances

Past Appearances

  • Thursday, January 28, 2010
  • 7:30PM - Convention
  • Coralville, IA
  • Saturday, January 16, 2010
  • 8:00PM - Christmas Party
  • Waterloo, IA
  • Friday, August 07, 2009
  • 8:30PM - MO Interstate Truckers
  • Jeff City, MO
  • Saturday, August 01, 2009
  • 12:00PM - IA Athletic Directors
  • Marshalltown, IA
  • Saturday, August 01, 2009
  • 12:00PM - IA Athletic Directors
  • Marshalltown, IA
  • Saturday, July 25, 2009
  • 8:00PM - IL Sheriff's Assn.
  • Springfield, IL
  • Saturday, July 11, 2009
  • 12:00PM - IIASB
  • Springfield, IL
  • Friday, January 16, 2009
  • 8:30PM - Christmas Party
  • Verona, WI
  • Saturday, January 10, 2009
  • 8:00PM - Christmas Party
  • Saint Louis, MO
  • Sunday, December 14, 2008
  • 7:30PM - Christmas Party
  • Grinnell, IA
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Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Travel Radius:
Will travel up to 3000 miles from Chicago.
Pay Range:
$1000-$3000 per event
Member Since:
2004
Primary Category:
Comedian
Influences:
Bill Cosby, The Smothers Brothers, Jack Benny, George Burns

Description

A star of the one-man show, 'Everything I Needed To Know I Learned From My Wife!' Men, women, marriage, and family at their laugh-out-loud best. Clean, original, and completely funny. Perfect for spouses-included events, and all ages from 9-90. Appeared on Showtime, Comedy Central and Comic Relief. Over 1,000 private and corporate clients. National Speakers Association Member.

Song List

  • I'm a man and I'm Sorry. - Rex Havens
  • Love means what? - Rex Havens
  • The wedding- Not your day fella! - Rex Havens
  • She calls the shots. - Rex Havens
  • Her gown. His rental. - Rex Havens
  • Her ring. Three months income? - Rex Havens
  • Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Rex Havens
  • Women and children first. - Rex Havens
  • "Pronounce" you husband and wife. - Rex Havens
  • Gift registration. - Rex Havens
  • Newspaper photos. - Rex Havens
  • The bride's entrance...and his (sort of). - Rex Havens
  • "Who gives this woman?" - Rex Havens
  • Achieving perfect attendants. - Rex Havens
  • Seven sayings for husbands-in-training. - Rex Havens
  • Shoes and hues. - Rex Havens
  • Estee Lauder passed up rocket science for a more challenging field. - Rex Havens
  • Marriage as a second language. - Rex Havens
  • "I just hope you're happy!" nad other conversational landmines. - Rex Havens
  • Sarah. Words from my wife. "Would it kill you" to hear this? - Rex Havens
  • Sarah takes on Milk Duds, ketchup, tequilla, broken bones, money and more! - Rex Havens
  • Sarah married a big "Baby." - Rex Havens
  • Marriage is a democracy, with vote fraud. - Rex Havens
  • Our song. - Rex Havens

Available For:

Anniversaries, Awards Nights, Bachelor Parties, Bachelorette Parties, Banquets, Birthday Parties, Casinos, Christmas Parties, Church Services, Clubs, Coffee Shops, Community Events, Conventions, Corporate Functions, Country Clubs, Cruise Ships, Dinner Dances, Festivals, Fraternity Functions, Fund Raisers, Funerals, Graduation Parties, Grand Openings, Hotels, Jingles, Movie Soundtracks, Picnic, Private Parties, Proms, Resorts, Restaurants, Reunions, Showers, Ski Lodges, Sorority Function, Studio Session, Temples, TV Soundtracks, Weddings

Feedback

  • Rex was a complete joy to work with I would recommend him to anyone looking for a enjoyable night of laughter Top Notch! -- Kevin H, Green Bay, WI, 2/3/2007
  • Rex was the hit of our year end sales meeting. He exposes the humor of life in a presentation style that is engaging and annimated. The only difficulty will be following his act with next years event! -- Wayne H, Kansas City, MO, 12/16/2006
  • Was very pleased with Rex's approach to our event, his talent and rapport with our crowd. Thanks. -- Viola B, Chicago, IL, 5/8/2006
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