Let Clean Comedy: PATRICK HANIFIN be your choice for the perfect Comedian at your private party, corporate event, or special occasion. Clean Comedy: PATRICK HANIFIN will travel up to 3000 miles from Huntington Beach, California.
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LOCATION:
Huntington Beach,
California
TRAVEL RADIUS:
Will travel up to 3000 miles from Huntington Beach, CA.
SURROUNDING AREA:
Sunset Beach, Surfside, Seal Beach, Westminster, Garden Grove, Midway City, Fountain Valley, Long Beach, Los Alamitos, Stanton, Cypress, Hawaiian Gardens, Anaheim, Buena Park, Costa Mesa, Lakewood, Santa Ana, La Palma, Newport Beach, Cerritos, Artesia, Balboa Island, Balboa, Fullerton, Orange, Bellflower, Aliso Vajeo, Irvine, La Mirada, Norwalk.
PRIMARY CATEGORY:
Comedian
ADDITIONAL CATEGORIES:
Motivational Speaker
AVAILABLE FOR:
Awards Nights, Banquets, Birthday Parties, Casinos, Celebrations, Christmas Parties, Clubs, Community Events, Conventions, Corporate Functions, Country Clubs, Cruise Ships, Festivals, Fund Raisers, Hotels, Private Parties, Resorts
PERFORMING SINCE:
1978
PAY RANGE:
$500-$4000 per event
INFLUENCES:
Johnny Carson, Jack Benny, Jerry Seinfeld, Steven Wright, Bill Cosby, Kevin Nealon, Billy Crystal, Robin Williams
DESCRIPTION:
A comedy veteran of 24 years and known for his SQUEAKY-CLEAN IMAGE, Patrick is a demand performer at corporate/private events, colleges, clubs, and cruise lines across the country. His television credits include "EVENING AT THE IMPROV", "BEST OF STAND UP COMICS TAKE A STAND", and "COMIC STRIP LIVE". Not only has Patrick been crowned the WINNER of The Laugh Factory's Comedy Competition and the Central Coast Comedy Competition, he's also been a finalist two years in a row in the Los Angeles Comedy Competition and Orange County's Funniest Comedian Competition. Blending an arsenal of comedy coupled with hysterical and original material, Patrick is able to offer his audience a unique way of looking at the world through his style of humor. His wacky inventions will leave you craving more of his off-beat delivery and you will often ask yourself, "Why didn't I think of that?"
PATRICK HANIFISMS
IKEA - Everything that you buy in IKEA says, "Some assembly required". I bought a throw rug there. When I got home and opened up the box, it was a needle and some yarn.
News - I heard on the news today that our government is listening in on our phone conversations. Personally, I think that's a good idea. My girlfriend called me up today to break up. I go, "Oh, is that because I don't want to get involved with you and Al-Qaida?"
Exercise - I'm a member at 24 Hour Fitness. That's a great gym! I got a membership there for 99 dollars a year. It works out to just under 50 dollars a visit.
Wa Mu - I called up my bank, Washington Mutual, and they've changed their name to Wa Mu. They go, "What's your name?" I said, "Pa Ha."
Alcohol - I don't drink. I used to, but it started to interfere with my life. I'd drink all day, then later I'd try to do something like play tennis. I'd be out on the court and open up the can to get the balls, then find out I brought Pringles.
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Very funny and great guy. It has been along time since I got cheek cramps from laughing so hard!!
--Rick C. Commerce, CA 2/29/2008
Patrick was not only funny but very professional. We stayed in contact all the way up to the show. I have had some bad experiences in the past hiring comedians but I was beyond pleased with Patrick's overall show! Our paying guests were at the point of tears with most of his jokes. It's very hard to find a funny "clean comedian" these days but look no further. You sure kept our concert series going with ease! Hire this man and you will have no worries! Thanks again...!
--Ray W. Riverside, CA 8/23/2008
Patrick's performance was GREAT, just what we wanted. The crowd was pleased and really enjoyed the entertainment!
--Lorayne L. Temecula, CA 8/18/2007
Patrick completely understood some of the audiences attention span, which I appreciated (he will know what this means!)
For the rest of us he was teriffic!
--Mara T. Woodland Hills, CA 12/20/2007
Funny and appropriate humor for our event. Very professional. Would recommend highly.
--Dina S. Aliso Viejo, CA 9/21/2007
Please note, in addition to Huntington Beach, Clean Comedy: PATRICK HANIFIN also serves the surrounding towns of Sunset Beach, Surfside, Seal Beach, Westminster, Garden Grove, Midway City, Fountain Valley, Long Beach, Los Alamitos, Stanton, Cypress, Hawaiian Gardens, Anaheim, Buena Park, Costa Mesa, Lakewood, Santa Ana, La Palma, Newport Beach, Cerritos, Artesia, Balboa Island, Balboa, Fullerton, Orange, Bellflower, Aliso Vajeo, Irvine, La Mirada, Norwalk and many other locations in and around the Huntington Beach area.
Saturday, November 01, 2008