The COMEDY MACHINE can bring A LIST talent to your doorstep. The ADVANTAGE THAT WE HAVE over the REST is that we have a large ROSTER of comedians, magicians, and all sorts of entertainers that we can dial in to fit your needs. OUR TRACK record speaks for itself. MOST of our talent has been on network television or done cable specials. We have entertainers all across the country whom we can call ...
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The COMEDY MACHINE can bring A LIST talent to your doorstep. The ADVANTAGE THAT WE HAVE over the REST is that we have a large ROSTER of comedians, magicians, and all sorts of entertainers that we can dial in to fit your needs. OUR TRACK record speaks for itself. MOST of our talent has been on network television or done cable specials. We have entertainers all across the country whom we can call on to bring you the type of FUN ENTERTAINMENT that you are searching for. NO TRAVEL FEES!!!!!
If you are having any type of celebration, roast, fundraiser, THE COMEDY MACHINE is the place to come to!!!
I will make sure personally to make sure you receive the type of entertainment that you are looking for. WHY? BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!
We let our audiences do the talking:
"PAYING $90 per ticket for another Jeff Dunham or Tosh.O concert will forever seem silly after catching a night of comedy at the Event Center on campus with comedians Andy Kern and MTV's "Disaster Date" star K-Von.
"THERE WAS SUCH unbelievable energy level tonight. It was wonderful to see everyone laugh and have such a good time. I had nothing but rave reviews from the 212 people in the audience!"
San Mateo Elks Lodge
"THE SHOW WAS FANTASTIC"
University of Texas Dallas
"THE COMEDIANS WERE AWESOME! You guys rocked."
CA District Administrator District 19 Little League
"The Comedy Machine provides comedy not only funny, but clean. It's show is equal to most anything you will find on TV, and better than most!"
Charles Roberts, Editor
Highland Community News
"Andy, we greatly appreciate you and your colleagues adhering to our core values, it is a real joy to know there are professional comedians out there who have the true talent it takes to make people laugh without all the vulgarities. Your performances were a huge hit.
Your respect and devotion to our service members show the true honor and pride reflected in our Coast Guard Family. Bravo Zulu!"
Master Chief Petty Officer
US Coast Guard
Andy, Your comedians were on fire tonight! I had nothing but outstanding reviews from the over 200 people in attendance. Our Commanding General really enjoyed meeting and taking photos with all the comedians too.
I can honestly say that the Comedy Machine is the first place I turn to when looking to book our shows."
Deputy Director Semper Fit Division
Marine Corps Recruit Depot
San Diego, CA
"Thea was amazing!!!! She was on time, great comedy, our students loved her. She performed for an hour and had us all laughing."
Director of Student Life
"Andy, your Comedy Show was terrific! The comedians did a fantastic job of keeping the 20 somethings through 80 somethings laughing constantly."
American Legion Campbell, CA
"The Comedy Machine made the extra effort to have the right comedians for our crowd providing a wonderful show. The whole evening was a huge success!"
Temple Beth Shalom
"The Comedy Machine is a CLASS ACT!"
Sunnyvale Elks Lodge
"It was such a great show and I know EVERYONE who came had a blast!
Thank you again for a wonderful experience and laughter!
Our BIG THANK YOU from all of us for giving us the greatest time!!!"
Lina Lumme, Executive Director
The Youth Center
10909 Oak Street
Los Alamitos, CA
"A HAPPY CLIENT IS THE BEST CLIENT"
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