Dan Lornitis

He's hip, he's fun, he's absolutely hilarious-- and Dan Lornitis is the high-energy entertainer your group will still be laughing about days later.

Dan's corporate and campus audiences are captivated by the enthusiasm and charisma of his hypnotic comedy entertainment. Expect a fast-paced but always good-humored and affable performance, as Dan leads his volunteer comedians through a safe and hilarious interaction with the subconscious mind. His personal engagement with the volunteers creates a spontaneous atmosphere as they obey uproarious suggestions like giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stuffed bunny or talking to the President of the United States over a secret shoe phone. It's all in good fun and good taste, and volunteers are assured that they'd never do anything that will cross a line or be embarrassing.

With more than 3000 live performances to his credit, Dan is an experienced professional who can help make your event a success. He has opened for comedians Louie Anderson, Phyllis Diller and "Weird Al" Yankovic, and has appeared on stage everywhere from America's top comedy club, the Funny Bone, to onboard the Carnival Cruise Line. He's also entertained organizations like IBM, Best Buy, Motorola and Mercedes-Benz, and for hundreds of colleges all over the United States. No performance challenge can throw him, and he's always happy to tailor his act to your needs, skillfully featuring your company or campus and adding your chosen personalities, taglines or products into the mix.

It's the show the audience will never forget and the volunteers will never remember! tm

Anniversaries, Awards Nights, Bachelor Parties, Bachelorette Parties, Banquets, Bar Mitzvahs, Bat Mitzvahs, Birthday Parties, Children's Birthday Parties, Casinos, Celebrations, Christenings, Christmas Parties, Church Services, Clubs, Coffee Shops, Community Events, Conventions, Corporate Functions, Country Clubs, Cruise Ships, Dinner Dances, Festivals, Fraternity Functions, Fund Raisers, Funerals, Graduation Parties, Grand Openings, Hotels, Jingles, Movie Soundtracks, Picnic, Private Parties, Proms, Resorts, Restaurants, Reunions, Showers, Ski Lodges, Sorority Function, Studio Session, Temples, TV Soundtracks, Weddings

• Dan was amazing! Our 400 students at after prom were spellbound for 75 minutes as Dan hypnotized a stage full of kids! The students said he was the best hypnotist they had ever had at afterprom. Dan related well to the kids and was easy to work with! I highly recommend him! -- Lisa W, Davenport, IA, 5/3/2009
• Dan had everyone rolling in the isles, non-stop. With 20 or so volunteers on stage, he still had two attendees go under hypnosis in the audience, which made for an amazing show. Everybody loved it. As a talent buyer for this event, he made me look like a genius for hiring him. I'm certain we will use him over and over. His professionalism, matched the talent and delivered a brilliant evening of entertainment. Nothing offensive or embarrassing and very easy to work with. -- Shala R, Chicago, IL, 3/24/2009
• Dan has to be one of the most entertaining things I have seen in years. I travel to Vegas and see shows all over. He rates up there with them--better than some. I think Dan had the audience spellbound by his personality and his hypnotic talents from the instant he walked on stage. By far the best we have ever had. We are bringing him back to our Orlando, FL convention in march. -- Scott T, Chicago, IL, 8/21/2005

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