Steve Mittleman ~ Corporate Clean

Steve's one of the best comedians around... He started touring in 1980 and has kept audiences laughing ever since.

Comic Relief Creator / Producer: Bob Zmuda: "One of the funniest I've worked with.

"Mit-Math: Over 25 years, thousands of shows and millions of laughs.

Appearances: One of the rare comics that has appeared on The Tonight Show with both Johnny Carson & Jay Leno... Letterman.. Showtime Laugh-Off Special, HBO and on almost every show out there.

Corporate Events Include: IBM - AMEX - Pizza Hut - The Red Cross - Minnesota Twins - Miller Beer - Toyota - Texas Instruments - Wayne Dalton Corporation - Nicholas-Flick Golf, Honeywell and many more.

"Steve Mittleman is an excellent choice for any event planner attempting to balance "Laugh out loud funny" and "workplace appropriate." With employees ranging in age from 21 - 80, Steve offered universal appeal and everyone was laughing!" - Nick Dyer, Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Steve headlines all kinds of events: Birthdays, roasts, anniversaries, awards ceremonies, fundraisers, auctions, graduations, weddings, bar mitzvahs and many, many holiday shows. He does presentations, emcees, customizes material and works the crowd.

Steve's worked with: Leno, Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Drew Carey, Ellen, Roseanne, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher and many more.

Seinfeld: 'Mittleman is always funny!' - Steve Martin: 'He's funny!'

Variety: 'Mittleman is so funny!' People: 'One funny guy!' Chicago Tribune, Allan Johnson: 'Mittleman's forte, clever jokes delivered in a totally charming, manner.' LA Times, Duncan Strauss: 'Clean, clever material.'

MIT-ERIAL:

'It's been a while since I cleaned out my fridge... The baked potato looked like a Chia pet.'

'I'm 6'4", I got my height from my parents... Mom's 3'2", Dad's 3'2".'

'Really weak chin! It takes me 3 - 4 hours to change a pillowcase.'

'I'm a Star Trek golfer, my ball goes where no ball has ever gone before.'

Cruises? 'I ate so much, I had to let out my socks.'

Mom? 'Bad cook! She made jello once, I found a bone.'

"When I was 5, I accidentally set the house on fire, my parents sent me to my room."

Routines On: Newlyweds, marriage, dating, cruises, Europe, LA, sports, fishing, restaurants, family, birthdays, being a class clown and many more. ALLLLL CLEAN.

Steve consented to star on and had a makeover on Extreme Makeover: 'Who knew ABC stood for 'a bigger chin?' 'My worst fear? They cancel the show in the middle of my surgery.' This led to appearances on Larry King Live and ABC News. See his whole segment on

Steve's been on sitcoms and movies, ie. 'Roxanne' with Steve Martin.

Guests will recognize him! You'll hear: 'I know him'.. 'I've seen him'... 'I love him.'

A SAMPLING OF QUOTES FROM HAPPY CLIENTS:

AMY AVERA: Steve was easy to work with and a great performer! Our HOLIDAY PARTY was a rousing success. I am very pleased with my choice to use him at this year's party and would do it again in a heart beat!

KELLI JOHNSON: Steve was great!. We gave him some material at the last minute to make our party more personal and he was enthused to use the material. He remembered it and worked it into his act and it was a huge success! It was nice to have the interaction with the crowd. Steve was very witty and funny.

TOMMIE LOCKE: We hired Steve for a corporate event and he had the guests laughing so hard they were crying.

JOHN LUTZ: Steve was fun to work with prior to the event. He tailored the comedy to our company's maturity level and did a fine job delivering. I can't recommend enough Steve for your special event.

ERIKA SPATH: Steve was very good at breaking the monotony of your classic corporate dinner. Had the hard judges of our company laughing and participating in the event, and that says a lot!!! I would recommend his services; given the conservative parameters Steve had to perform within he did a great job...it's hard to make people laugh when you cannot discuss religion, sex, and politics, and yet he managed to make it a fun evening for all of us. Thank you.

MARIO STRESOW: Great to work with and left me with my cheeks hurting.

DARLENE HARE: Fantastic! Good clean fun enjoyed by all.

IRENE COX: Great, funny and thoroughly entertaining. Highly recommend.

DANA SHORES: Very professional and easy to work with. If I have any other events to book, I would definitely consider having him again.

THOM GRIMALDI: Steve, did an excellent job! I heard nothing but positive feedback from audience.

APRIL ROTONDI: (BEVERLY WILSHIRE HOTEL) Steve Mittleman is a true professional! He brought a lot of good ideas to help me through a last minute corporate ROAST and I really enjoyed working with him. I highly recommend Steve Mittleman for any one having an event.

CHUCK BLAU ESQ.: Steve was fantastic to work with! He was not only funny but tailored his humor to members of our organization in the audience. Steve's ability to listen to the earlier speeches from our organization leaders enabled him to deliver a well-needed message about the need for our organization to do a corporate makeover that was very well received. Charles E. Blau, Esq. IFAC New Jersey State Director National Association of Independent Fee Appraisers... Awards Night Party, Trump Casino, Atlantic City, NJ

ANDY STROMFELD: From the early part of the planning for my Fire Department fund raiser, Steve was involved. He worked well with us to make our event a great one. Steve's material is great! I was watching from the back of the room & everyone was laughing during his entire set. I know we'll ask him back in the future. If you need a top quality professional, then hire Steve. I recommend him very highly. Fishers Fire Department, Ontario County, New York.

LEIGH MUNDY: I hired Steve Mittleman for an event to raise money for a theater restoration. Steve was very professional, personable and funny. He was easy to communicate with before the show and the evening went perfectly. I would highly recommend Steve Mittleman for any event if you want easy, intelligent and non intrusive humor. A class act. Fundraiser, Plattsburgh, NY

JAYSON WOLFE: Steve was a true professional and nice to work with. He was funny and most importantly a nice guy. He was on time, professional and personable. We laughed and laughed some more. Good time had by all who attended. LAWYER Function, East Meadow, NY

Birthday & Anniversary Parties: (Quotes From Happy Customers):

Steve was great! We had a small gathering at a restaurant for my husbands 50th surprise birthday dinner. Everyone enjoyed Steve's performance. He stayed to mingle with the crowd and he sure is a nice guy! We recommend Steve for your party. Lorena Schami's BLT Steak Party on 3/3/12.

Husband's 50th birthday celebrated with the talent of Steve Mittleman. I found him online and after looking at Steve's web page I recognized who he was from past TV shows. I was lucky enough to book him for our requested date at the Red Rock Casino in Las Vegas. Steve is a very personable and hilarious comedian, someone you'd like to invite to dinner regularly! I can't say enough good things about him. He asked questions about my spouse's personality and our life experiences, they were then incorporated into his "schtick". Thanks again Steve for one of the happiest nights of our lives. RED ROCK CASINO IN LAS VEGAS

Steve is wonderful to work with! He is very professional. You can't go wrong hiring him! He is very funny! He made our party an absolute success!
--Erin Hurray. 30th Birthday Party, Newport Beach, CA

He was so funny! Truly got our party off to a wonderful start. Would highly recommend him to anyone.
-Tiffany S., 40th Birthday Party, San Diego, CA

Steve is a great person and very reliable. He was a surprise for my husband's 50th birthday and he was very funny and friendly with the audience. Our friends and family were laughing and enjoying his humor. Thanks Steve for coming and being a part of our evening.
-Mary W., 60th Birthday Party, Las Vegas, NV

"I thoroughly enjoyed working with Steve for my husband's 50th birthday roast. He is easy to work with and has extensive experience to provide great advice on how to approach your event. I decided to trust Steve and "go with the flow", and allow the expert to take the information I gave him and it was awesome! I continue to get great feedback from the guests who say they had a blast. And it was really nice after all the planning to just sit back, enjoy the event and let Steve MC the event." -Carol Edelstein

Steve Mittleman is a great guy. He's funny and very professional, we enjoyed his performance alot. -Claudia R, Holbrook, NY

Steve surely added to the celebration!! We all enjoyed Steve and laughed a great deal. Thanks for your Love of life and great sense of Humor!! All the best, Ellen& Stu Katchis -Ellen K, Scarsdale, NY

40th ANNIVERSARY PARTY & 65th BIRTHDAY PARTY

This is the second time we used Steve Mittleman. I asked him back because he is so special. He is not only a very funny comedian, but he is a good and caring person. That comes through in his comedy as well as talking with him before and after his performance. I would be thrilled to talk to people who are thinking of hiring a comedian. All we had to do was to look at the faces of our guests at the party. They were relaxed and having a wonderful time. That is what a party is all about. I would have Mr. Mittleman come back in an instant. I am so delighted that you have him. He is an amazing asset to your organization. -Susan S, Edison, NJ

CAREN CATY RING: (30th ANNIVERSARY PARTY > HOTEL BEL AIR) Steve is one of those naturally talented comedians who can work the crowd spontaneously and really makes everyone feel like a part of the show. We appreciated his professionalism and his manner. We feel like he is our new best friend!

Anniversaries, Bachelor Parties, Bachelorette Parties, Banquets, Birthday Parties, Children's Birthday Parties, Celebrations, Christenings, Christmas Parties, Church Services, Clubs, Community Events, Conventions, Corporate Functions, Dinner Dances, Festivals, Fund Raisers, Funerals, Graduation Parties, Grand Openings, Halloween Parties, Picnic, Private Parties, Proms, Restaurants, Sweet 16 Parties, Weddings, Wedding Ceremonies, Wedding Cocktail Hours, Wedding Receptions...and more.

• Steve was great and very accomodating. We met our goal and the client loved him and the performance overall. I found Steve to be very nice and receptive to working with us. However, to be honest, he was a bit high maintenance to me and staff regarding lighting, setup etc (we heard him and tried to accomodate the first time but he was very persistent). When working with busy corporate people sometimes less is more. It did not take away from the experience but took more of my time than I needed to spend. I would recommend Steve to others with the caveat that they make the time for him. -- Martha T, Chicago, IL, 7/14/2010
• Our company hired Steve Mittleman for a roast of our Leadership Team at our holiday party. In preparation, Steve took the time to really get to know us, and prepared extensively as he absorbed all the idiosyncrasies of our company, learned about our industry, and our personnel. All of the information we provided him through conversations and emails became fodder for Steve’s inventive and resourceful comic mind. His roast material was entertaining and spirited, but it was always good fun and everyone left feeling great. If you are looking for a professional, reliable, and truly funny performer for your corporate roast, Steve Mittleman is a sure thing! -- Catherine M, Lasalle, IL, 1/15/2011
• Steve is a great performer. We made him get up early to do stand up and he pulled it off. There were a lot of laughs when Steve began using the audience as his targets. Everyone had a good time and Steve was very respectful. Thank you to Steve for a job well done. -- Greg N, Chicago, IL, 3/8/2011
• Steve, was a pleasure to work with. Steve cares. His cooperation and follow up was there through ever step of the process. We had a tough audience. Small town people from rural Wisconsin. Steve worked hard to entertain us and he left us laughing. -- Mike M, Appleton, WI, 9/21/2011

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