One of the best! Started touring in 1980 and has kept audiences laughing ever since! Comic Relief's Bob Zmuda: "One of the funniest!"

On The Tonight Show w. Carson & Leno. Letterman, Showtime, HBO. Headlines All Events: Corporate, awards, fundraisers, weddings, holiday shows. Can keynote, mc, customize and auctioneer.

Worked with: Leno, Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Drew Carey... Seinfeld: 'Mittleman is always funny!' Steve Martin: He's funny!'

MATERIAL:
Been a while since I cleaned out my fridge. The baked potato looked like a Chia pet.

I'm 6'4", I got my height from my parents, Mom's 3'2", Dad's 3'2".

Really weak chin! It takes me 3 - 4 hours to change a pillowcase.

I'm a Star Trek golfer, my ball goes where no ball has ever gone before. I once lost a ball putting.

Cruises? I ate so much, I had to let out my socks.

Mom? Bad cook! She made jello once, I found a bone.

Routines On: Relationships, cruises, Europe, sports, family, birthdays and more. ALL CLEAN.

Steve had an Extreme Makeover! 'My worst fear? They cancel the show in the middle of my surgery.'

Corporate Events: IBM, AMEX, Pizza Hut, Red Cross, Miller Beer, Toyota, TI, Honeywell and many more.

CORPORATE QUOTES:
Easy to work with! Our HOLIDAY PARTY was a rousing success. I'd do it again in a heart beat! A. Avera

"Laugh out loud" and "Workplace appropriate." Universal appeal! - N. Dyer, Enterprise

I hired Steve to perform at my firm's annual party. His show was the hit of the night. I've been planning company parties for 20 years and have never received so much positive feedback. His routine is extremely funny and witty and he was certainly the key to making our event a huge success. His professionalism and personality made working with him very easy and I look forward to working with him in the future. T. McGuirk

We hired Steve for a company event and he was great! Very accommodating. He's a busy guy, flying all over the US to do gigs, but was able to make our event and I never felt like he was out of touch or not on board with everything that we were trying to do! Zach Katagari

We gave him material at the last minute. He remembered it and was a huge success! K. Johnson

Given the conservative parameters when you cannot discuss religion, sex or politics, he managed to make it a fun for all. E. Spath

Fantastic! Good clean fun. D. Hare

I would definitely having him again. D. Shores

BIRTHDAY - ANNIVERSARY TESTIMONIALS:
I thoroughly enjoyed my husband's 50th birthday roast. And he provides great advice! C. Edelstein

Second time we used Steve. I'd be thrilled to talk to people thinking of hiring him. Susan S.

Everyone enjoyed! He stayed to mingle too! L. Schami

I recognized him from TV. I can't say enough good things about him. He asked questions about my spouse's personality life, they were then incorporated into his "schtick." Thanks again Steve for one of the happiest nights of our lives. Natalie > Red Rock Casino, LV

Truly got our party off to a wonderful start. Tiffany K.

Steve is a great person and very reliable. He was a surprise for my husband's 60th birthday and he was very funny and friendly! Mary W.

A naturally talented comedian who can work the crowd and makes everyone feel like a part of the show. We feel like he is our new best friend! C. Ring

ROASTS:
A true pro! He brought a lot of good ideas to help me through a last minute corporate ROAST at Beverly Wilshire Hotel. A. Rotondi

If you are looking for a pro, reliable, and truly funny performer for your corporate roast. A sure thing! Catherine M

COUNTRY CLUBS:
Everything we wanted and more! Marc I., CT

Thanks for your love of life and great sense of Humor!! Ellen K., NY

FUNDRAISERS:
We have heard nothing but good things and everyone's been asking when we'll have Steve back! Kristin A.,

MEDICAL EVENTS:
A great clean talent who can please a medical event! Looking for fun with a message from a classy pro, don't look any further. Garth Fisher MD

When someone calls, I'll give you my highest recommendation! Thomas Kepic DDS

MOTIVATION / AWARDS:
He delivered a well-needed fun message for our organization to do a makeover that was well received. C. Blau

LAWYERS:
On time, professional and personable. We laughed and laughed some more. J. Wolfe

Inn of Court event loaded with judges and lawyers. He was topical, funny, and engaging. He involved audience members too. Eric T.

WEDDINGS:
"He incorporated parts of our life into his jokes, and the audience was laughing a lot. We are glad we had Steve as part of our reception." E Slaten

AUCTIONS:
Steve was amazing! Extremely helpful! Professional, entertaining, energetic. We are truly honored the have him as our auctioneer. We look forward to having him again! T. Wallace

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You had us at "Hello"with your engaging personality, clean material and classic timing! Cantor Ken Cohen