Patrick Hanifin - CLEAN CORPORATE

Lets discuss your needs. A comedy veteran of 25 years and known for his SQUEAKY-CLEAN IMAGE, Patrick is a demand performer at corporate/private events, churches, clubs, and cruise lines across the country. His television credits include "EVENING AT THE IMPROV", "BEST OF STAND UP COMICS TAKE A STAND", and "COMIC STRIP LIVE". Not only has Patrick been crowned the WINNER of The Laugh Factory's Comedy Competition and the Central Coast Comedy Competition, he's also been a finalist two years in a row in the Los Angeles Comedy Competition and Orange County's Funniest Comedian Competition. Blending an arsenal of comedy coupled with hysterical and original material, Patrick is able to offer his audience a unique way of looking at the world through his style of humor. His wacky inventions will leave you craving more of his off-beat delivery and you will often ask yourself, "Why didn't I think of that?"

Testimonials

Amazing!!!!!!!!! Our group is faith based so we wanted clean, but we never expected someone to be sooooooooooooo funny!! Patrick is so quiet when you meet him and when he gets on the stage he is not only a phenomenal comedian, he was a excellant MC. We still cannot believe our good fortune in finding funny, clean, creative, and affordable. We thank you Patrick for a evening to remember!!! Giving Hope to the Homeless!!! -Gail Monestere, American Family Housing 25th Anniversary, Meadowlark Country Club, Huntington Beach, CA

We've heard nothing but great things about your presentation yesterday. The South Orange County Community College District holds a staff development day for the classified employees of our 3 campuses every year. It's a challenge to put something together that all the employees like. In the past our guest speakers have usually focused on some team building aspect or self improvement type of presentation. Usually not very inspiring. When I was tasked to find a speaker I wanted to make sure that I would not get complaints. Everyone enjoyed your comedy presentation – it was funny, relaxing, uplifting and just a time of real enjoyment. You set the tone for the rest of the day. Everyone went home asking for the same thing next year! Thank you again and I wish you the best. Hedy Renfro – Irvine Valley College, Irvine, CA

The show was fabulous! The jokes, stories, interaction with the group, you really made it about us! We had sooo many compliments and people coming to tell us how they enjoyed your performance, and how nice it was to have comedy from a comedian that didn't have foul language thru the show. Needless to say you were great! I wish you nothing but continued success with your comedy routine. Thank you again! -- Cheryl V, IADCCT Convention, Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, NV

In the Proverbs, King Solomon said, "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...". You made our hearts exceedingly merry with your highly entertaining and squeaky clean comedy performance when you were with us. After the program, we heard numerous comments from the audience, including such things as:

"I can't remember the last time I had such a good belly laugh." "I laughed till I cried." "My jaws are tired from laughing so much."

Not only are you a wonderfully funny comedian, you exhibited complete poise and every aspect of your show was done with out-and-out professionalism. It is obvious that you are adept at dealing with unforeseen circumstances. Even though we had some problems with our sound and lighting, you didn't let it bother you but just went on with the show, keeping us laughing all the way through.

May God bless you bountifully as you continue to use your talents to entertain in a wholesome manner. Yours in Christ, Ron Butler, Mainstream Pastor, Canyon Lake Community Church

Patrick Hanifin is the best comedian in Southern California! Will Morton, Owner and CEO of Million Laughs

Patrick was not only funny but very professional. We stayed in contact all the way up to the show. I have had some bad experiences in the past hiring comedians but I was beyond pleased with Patrick's overall show! Our paying guests were at the point of tears with most of his jokes. It's very hard to find a funny "clean comedian" these days but look no further. You sure kept our concert series going with ease! Hire this man and you will have no worries! Thanks again...! -- Ray W, Ciao Summer Concert Series, Riverside, CA

Patrick was absolutely amazing. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard, he is extremely funny, and worth way more than he charges. My guests just raved about him, and thanks to Patrick, I'm known as throwing the best parties. I can't wait to hire him to come back again! -- Krystal D, Birthday Party, Lancaster, CA

Very funny and great guy. It's been a long time since I got cheek cramps from laughing so hard!! -- Rick C, Graduation Party, Commerce, CA

PATRICK HANIFISMS

IKEA - Everything that you buy in IKEA says, "Some assembly required". I bought a throw rug there. When I got home and opened up the box, it was a needle and some yarn.

News - I heard on the news today that our government is listening in on our phone conversations. Personally, I think that's a good idea. My girlfriend called me up today to break up. I go, "Oh, is that because I don't want to get involved with you and Al-Qaida?"

Exercise - I'm a member at 24 Hour Fitness. That's a great gym! I got a membership there for 99 dollars a year. It works out to just under 50 bucks a visit.

Weight Watchers - I actually joined Weight Watchers. At first I didn't think that it would work... but in 6 weeks I've already lost 85 dollars!

Banks - I don't think they're doing very well. I asked them my balance and they said I was overdrawn. I said, "How can I be overdrawn? I just made a deposit 3 days ago." They said, "Yeah, but we needed that money!"

This is fun to do. You know how at night there's always someone at the bank at the ATM machine taking out their money and they're really nervous? Stand real close right behind them, then look over their shoulder, and go, "Hey, was that last digit a five or a six?"

California State Lottery - I keep hoping to win the California State Lottery. Wouldn't that be great?! They come over to your house, knock on your door, and then they hand you that giant IOU!

99 Cent Store - I love that store! That's the only store I know where you can actually buy the AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF ERIK ESTRADA.

The Gap - This is fun. Go into the Gap clothing store. When they go, "Can I help you?" Say, "Yes, you know those machines that take the plastic tags off the clothes?" "Uh huh" "Where can you get one of those?"

Anniversaries, Awards Nights, Bachelor Parties, Bachelorette Parties, Banquets, Birthday Parties, Children's Birthday Parties, Celebrations, Christmas Parties, Church Services, Clubs, Cocktail Parties, Community Events, Conventions, Corporate Functions, Dinner Dances, Events, Festivals, Fund Raisers, Funerals, Graduation Parties, Grand Openings, Halloween Parties, New Year's Eve Parties, Picnic, Private Parties, Proms, Restaurants, Reunions, School Assemblies...and more.

• Amazing!!!!!!!!! Our group is faith based so we wanted clean, but we never expected someone to be sooooooooooooo funny!! Patrick is so quiet when you meet him and when he gets on the stage he is not only a phenomenal comedian, he was a excellant MC. We still cannot believe our good fortune in finding funny, clean, creative, and affordable. We thank you Patrick for a evening to remember!!! Giving Hope to the Homeless!!! -- Gail M, Huntington Beach, CA, 6/19/2010
• Patrick really took the time to get to know our company and the people being recognized that evening. He incorporated funny stories about these employees into his act seamlessly. He is very personable, easy going and professional. Everyone really enjoyed his performance. Thank you so much! -- Larry D, Anaheim, CA, 7/18/2009
• Very funny and great guy. It has been along time since I got cheek cramps from laughing so hard!! -- Rick C, Commerce, CA, 2/29/2008
• Patrick was not only funny but very professional. We stayed in contact all the way up to the show. I have had some bad experiences in the past hiring comedians but I was beyond pleased with Patrick's overall show! Our paying guests were at the point of tears with most of his jokes. It's very hard to find a funny "clean comedian" these days but look no further. You sure kept our concert series going with ease! Hire this man and you will have no worries! Thanks again...! -- Ray W, Riverside, CA, 8/23/2008
• Patrick was absolutely amazing. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard, he is extremely funny, and worth way more than he charges. My guests just raved about him, and thanks to Patrick I'm known as throwing the best parties. I can't wait to hire him to come back again! -- Krystal D, Lancaster, CA, 12/6/2008
• Patrick's performance was GREAT, just what we wanted. The crowd was pleased and really enjoyed the entertainment! -- Lorayne L, Temecula, CA, 8/18/2007
• He was very accommodating. He called and checked in and kept us informed of what he was going to talk about. He asked questions about members of our board, so that he could incorporate them into the show. He poked fun at some of the people in the audience, and everyone enjoyed him. He was funny and kept us laughing. The day after the show, I had a lot of people coming up and thanking me for finding a great entertainer. I immediatly told them to check Gig Masters, the sight was really easy, and fun to talk to the entertainers and hard to narrow it down to just one! Thank you Gig Masters I will keep recommending you! -- Tammy S, Las Vegas, NV, 1/20/2009
• Funny and appropriate humor for our event. Very professional. Would recommend highly. -- Dina S, Aliso Viejo, CA, 9/21/2007
• Awesome performer, crowd laughed to it hurt. Will use in the future, Thanks -- Tony T, Lemoore, CA, 12/31/2008
• Great show...Patrick lived up to his demo that I had seen and conversations I had with him. Patrick kept it clean and lively. -- Dennis E, Litchfield Park, AZ, 2/28/2009
• Pat is a great guy. He is very accomodating in every way. He is pleasant upbeat and has a wonderful personality. It was a great expereince to have him entertain my guests. So many guests have called me this past week to let me know how much they enjoyed him. -- Tom K, Anaheim, CA, 10/29/2011
• Mr. Hanifin performed at our 10th Annual Fire Ball 2009 "A Tribute to the Fire Service" fundraiser. He was very professional, clean comedy, kept the crowd laughing and was a great pleasure to work with. Mr. Hanifin was very willing to assist in any way he could to help make the event funny and entertaining. He was a great pleasure to work with. Thank you Patrick!!! -- Tina H, Holtville, CA, 3/27/2009
• Patrick did a great job entertaining the San Diego Society of Health-Systems Pharmacists! He did an excellent job of personalizing the event and engaging everyone in the audience. -- Ashley D, San Diego, CA, 11/6/2009
• Leading up to his performance, Patrick was very accommodating with preparations. He always returned phone calls and replied immediately to emails. His performance was very entertaining ~ I've received nothing but positive comments from those attending. I wouldn't hesitate recommending Patrick to friends! -- Mary K, Lone Pine, CA, 9/26/2009
• Patrick was absolutely AWESOME!!! He was very accomidating with everything I needed. He was on time and his comedy act was appropriate for everybody in attendance both young and old. Our guests were extremely happy with everything and really enjoyed his act. I am so greatful for everything Patrick provided for me, my husband, and our guests, he was wonderful! -- Frances S, Lancaster, CA, 8/22/2009
• Pat was very professional and wonderful working with our group of about 60 during a dinner event. He definitely left us laughing and I got great feedback about his performance the next day. -- Dale R, Seattle, WA, 12/3/2010
• Patrick was awesome! Everyone thought he was funny. I would highly reccomend Patrick to anyone who is looking for a clean comedian that knows how to entertain! -- Rosemary J, Ione, CA, 8/7/2010
• Patrick was very professional and a joy to work with. I would recommend him to freinds and family. He listens and is accomodating to the clients needs. Two thumbs up! -- Monau G, Pomona, CA, 5/1/2010

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