Singing Telgrams/Motivational Speaking Clown from Walnut Creek, CA

OLGA KUBITSKI (CLEAN and Hilarious Adult Singing Telegram - Roast of Guest of Honor * Poem * Song* Tons of Fun - 15-30 minutes Linda Hellman arrives as Gypsy Fortuneteller Olga Kubitski from Hungary, "Gosh Am I, Hungry!" Olga appears in costume, shaking a tambourine and singing high syllables like a banshee. She stops. Embarrassed says, "Oops, wrong room" and runs out the door only to return seconds later saying, "Just kidding!" The person who hires her gives information in advance about the guest(s) of honor, with a texted photo, brief bio, family info, and fun or embarrassing experiences. Included would be favorite sports teams, musicians, hobbies, celebrities, pets. Olga will use her psychic powers and "ESP-N" to find the guest of honor and offer up a roast. She will create a poem worth framing and a twisty balloon in the honoree's favorite animal and color. She will sing "Happy Birthday", "Anniversary", etc. to "The William Tell Overture". Finally, Olga will leave the venue the way she came in! Totally crazy and fun. MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER - Linda began training for her speaking career in high school Forensics, winning numerous awards. She has been received many accolades over her 10 years as a Toastmaster. Linda has spoken on many topics. 1. Mental Health and Fighting Depression 2. Stopping Procrastination 3. Step-by-Step Self-Improvements 4. Health - Movement, Eating Nutritionally,Tracking Food Intake, and Losing Weight 5. Getting Older Gracefully 6. Being a Better Employee/Employer, and More. KUBBY THE CLOWN - Kubby the Clown has entertained thousands of children and adults for over thirty years. She graduated from UCLA with a B.A. in Theatre Arts, cum laude, after excelling in make-up, movement, and mime. Kubby appeared in the A.F.I. Film "Jack", juggled in Debbie Reynolds' Airline Commercial, twisted animal balloons and clowned at Great America over a 4th of July week. Kubby was hired for over 20 Grand Openings of Good Earth Vitamin Stores. She hosted at the Great American Food & Beverage Co. Kubby entertained for John Ritter and his son Jason Ritter, Ted Danson, and Robert Culp and William Katt, "The Great American Hero". On "Real People" with Sarah Purcell, Frosty Little the Boss Clown from Ringling Bros. told Linda she was very talented. Kubby is hilarious, entertaining, and gentle with the shyest of children.