The Funniest Stories From Johnny

Johnny Bishop is a down to earth clean cut individual that will speak at partys, reunions, clubs, theaters etc. If you liked the old Jerry Clower stories you will love Johnny Bishop with his life stories that seem to never end. If laughter is the best medicine he would be the cure for most any thing short of being ugly and he may be able to cure that as well. If you have never experianced a really good laugh or had a real good reason to smile, you have come to the right place. So settle in, relax and let the fun began. Laughter guaranteed or the show is free.
Story List:

1. Girls Cabin / hole in the floor.
2. Beds in trees, Coon attacks Jerry White.
3. Stuck in the clothes dryer in bathroom.
4. Bull Frog hunting / Game Warden.
5. Bobby & Bubba Carter go for CDL license.
6. Diesel Fitter Ernie & Doody go for new jobs.
7. Fred goes to the doctor (AAA battery).
8. Andy & Sally finds a bag of money.
9. Shooting a "Fast mean Rooster aint easy".
10. The great Wood Pecker hunt (pecking holes in the log cabin).
11. It's a Squirrel Killing (chewing up boards in the attic).
12. Black Racer Snake chases Johnny while Squirrel hunting.
13. Deer hunting with Tink-Buck lure (do not put on self!!!)
14. Melvin Medlin and boat ride (blown fuse).
15. Melvin Medlin spills Hot!! Coffee between legs.
16. Jeff Stamper joins a funeral Procession in Drivers Ed.
17. Dish washer using Joy (bubbles ever where).
18. Telling Grand Pa where Orange Juice comes from.
19. Largest Pot Hole contest.
20. Eddie pees in the wall outlet.
21. Eddie sticks big stopper on his forehead.
22. Eddie sings in church."Eddie Stutters"
23. Eddie asking for a piston for his car.
24. Eddie opens big bottle of shaken up root beer.
25. Eddie bums a cigarette loaded with black powder.
26. Eddie sticks his tongue to a 24v battery.
27. Eddie can't get his VW Beatle started, "No Gas".
28. Eddie fishing and catches 4" cat fish in boot.
29. Coal stove blows up on Lawrence.
30. First Possum dinner.
31. FirstBuffalo "HotWings.
32. First chilly supper "Hottttt".
33. Fishing for "Ice Cream".
34. Our first breakfast after married.
35. Johnny puts on wife's underwear for joke.
36. Terri gets kicked out of bed "Bad dream".
37. Terri and the attacking fly strip (loaded with flies).
38. Terri and attack of the vacuum cleaner.
39. Terri and the 3-legged Tarpen.
40. Terri, here kitty, kitty "Skunk" in the field.
41. Terri shuts up goat in car.
42. Goat & Horse traps people in church.
43. Honda CRV pulls Dodge Truck & Horse Trailer out of mud.
44. Broken Jaw-Popping rubber bands while yawing.
45. Cup moves across glass table while watching Exorcist.
46. Thumbing for a ride next to a long mud hole.
47. Rat licks peanut butter off my nose while sleeping.
48. Taking Toyota Truck up steep road "Motorcycle Climb"
49. Jump over Car with Toyota Truck "Dukes of Hazard"
50. Mud hole swallows Toyota Truck. "How deep is it?"
51. Hyper minnows (Fishing Story).
52. Attack of the Mad Squirrel with "Big Red Eye".
53. Mike gets 50 legger worm in his ear.
54. Robby chasing roll of tissue down mountain.
55. Robby buys his first bass boat.
56. Game Warden ask Mike for hunting license "No Squirrel Stamp".
57. Hunting with glow worm flash light & red sticker bulls eyes.
58. Deer hunting and scaring off calves in heavy fog "deer to".
59. Johnny and Jeff take their boss fishing.
60. Deer watches Mike sleep on log.
61. Hunting trip with Bull in the field.
62. 1969 Cutlass on camping hunting trip.(Snow Storm-No Food).
63. Spot light rabbits while riding on the hood of a 69 Cutlass.
64. Hunting trip with Brooke "Did ya get'em daddy".
65. Mike & Johnny cleans up scrap metal all day for "$27.38".
66. Mike & Johnny cuts down tree with skid marks.
67. Johnny gets stung on lip by hornet.
68. Hunting trip (Fart Monster)!!
69. Mike at Unemployment office (Are you hiring).
70. Mike gets pulled over for tale gating while being towed.
71. Mike sucks paper worm through straw.
72. Mike shoots Bill Marcum (Plant Manager) with straw.
73. Mike sweeps with broom handle with no broom.
74. Mike wrestling Brogan for straw and bangs good eye.
75. Mike stalks good looking blond (She has a beard).
76. Brogan throws Mike into an empty parts bin.
77. Danny White and hole in Coke can.
78. Rick Browning and hand coordination test.
79. Silver Fox on three wheeler.
80. Gary Marion lays cake on Bill Marcum's seat.
81. Jeff Moss & mustard bottle at Tenn-Tech
82. Man takes a trip cross country in RV.
83. Kyle Bailey & cat hair in car seat.
84. Jeff Henley gets a wedgy.
85. Larry Maggiano & Subaru Justy.
86. Legs give out while walking dog across busy street.
87. Brooks first fish.
88. Me and Brooke buy fireworks during Thunder Storm.
89. Building cabin / moonshine in spring.
90. Mike goes on first deer hunt and shoots jeep & Johnny.
91. Chemical leak / only ones on the interstate.
92. Driving to work holding one eye open.
93. Trying Chew Tobacco and snuff at same time.
94. Randy drinks pee from Coke can.
95. Motor cycle goes into out house pit.
96. Snake goes across dash of truck.
97. Mom goes trick or treating with the kids "eggs"
98. Beaver Williams drunk shows game warden fishing license.
99. That a good sign Brooke.

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• very important part of making our party a successfully fun time. -- Roy Mike P, Alexandria, TN, 8/27/2011
• I am so glad I hired Johnny Bishop to preform at Another Apocalyptic Zombie Movie fundraiser.Johnny is professional, orginized,original and most of all FUNNY! The audience loved him.I couldn't stop laughing.I will be hiring him for my next event.This comic deserves 5 stars and more. -- Lura K, Nicholasville, KY, 10/29/2011
• I was very satisfied with Johnny Bishop! He did a good job for the price and was on time, professional and a very nice man to boot! -- Terri C, Knoxville, TN, 12/3/2011
• If Bill Cosby was white can came from West Virginia he might be John Bishop. John talks about life and family and brings humor to the table that anyone can relate to. -- Shawn L, Athens, TN, 4/28/2012

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